Sometimes it’s quite impossible to beat the Onion in satire. This piece on growing up as a girl, well, just is perfect for a smile while thinking with who should you share this.

“Calling the transformation both delightful and stunning, friends and family members confirmed Tuesday that 17-year-old Ashley Parker was blossoming into an absolutely gorgeous object.

According to Parker’s relatives, in the span of 14 months, the high school junior underwent a staggering metamorphosis from a young girl with thoughts, feelings, and aspirations into a truly stunning commodity.”
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